Автомобильное - bumper stickers

Рассматривала вчера оные. Избранное:

* Cover me! I'm changing lines
* There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead
* If you can read this, you're too close
* If you can read this, I've lost my boat
* Back off! I'm not this kind of car!
* Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
* PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
* Don't tailgate me - of I'll flick a booger on your windshield
* Take a revenge - shit on a pigeon
* Don't steal - the goverment hates competition
* I've got a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell
* Chaos... panic... fear... my work here is done
* Bad cop. No donut.
* Jesus is coming - look busy
* Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later
* I child-proofed my house. But they still get in
* Sterilize stupid people
* Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move
* I don't know whether commit suicide or go bowling
* If pigs could fly - this town would be an airport
* I still miss my ex - but my aim is improving
* Money talks. Mine always says "goodbye"
* My wife keeps saying I never listen to her... or something like that
* The Earth is full. Go home
* Buckle up - it makes harder for aliens to suck you from your car